When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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