Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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