: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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