What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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