do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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