the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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