We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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