sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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