Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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