home. puking in laundry basket.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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