This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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