I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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