Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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