Don't you send me to vm
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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