508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I am naked and annoyed.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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