the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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