She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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