Soap is not a condiment
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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