It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just want to make out with him forever
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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