You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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