I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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