Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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