i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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