I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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