Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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