Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
My vagina just recognized that song.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Pooping to opera.
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