Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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