I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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