I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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