Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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