S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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