help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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