All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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