Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize