I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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