Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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