Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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