can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Never joke about your clitoris.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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