she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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