i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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