ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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