If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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