absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Pappa wants mamma naked
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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