Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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