what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Be still, my beating vagina.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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