i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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