Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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