I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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