Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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