Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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