I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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