how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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