He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
