Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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what are you doing with your life
That was an excessively violent trivia night
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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